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Food Safety limericks


There was a young girl called Ella

Who worked in a restaurant cellar

It was so dark and dank

That everything stank

And she ended up with salmonella!!!


There was a man worked in design

Couldn't follow a linear line

The dirty prep station

Caused cross contamination

And led to a whacking great fine


There was a young man called Mason

Who never used wash hand basins

He spread germs around

Which no-one else found

'Til customers had painful excretions